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1. Where do drug companies grow their product?

The pharm!

2. What bug always runs away?

A flee!

3. I just found a nickel on the ground, and I have a feeling I will find a penny later.

It’s my sixth sense.

4. My wife asked me to stop volunteering at a funeral home.

That was the final nail in the coffin...

5. An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first says “I’ll have a beer.” The second says “I’ll have half a beer.” The third says “I’ll have a quarter of a beer.”, etc.

The bartender interrupts them, says “I know your limit," and pours them two beers.

6. Believe it or not, even decaying zombies, foul goblins, and festering ghouls have to occasionally go shopping for food.

And usually, that happens at the gross-eerie store.

7. What kind of person thrives only in the winter?

Snowman.

8. What is the difference between whatnot and what

Oh wait…it’s not.

9. Even though I already had little houses for four bee swarms, when a new swarm of bees arrived, I was very excited.

I gave them a Hive five!

10. can i ask you a really vague question?

thanks

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Yo Mama so fat, when she went on a diet, she made Nikocado Avocado jealous.

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